1) Somehow caused gray water to materialize all over my kitchen counter.
2) Yoga.
3) Sat in bed, dunking a protein bar in peanut butter while watching Sex and the City.
4) Comprised a mental history of pants-wetting.
5) Made a LOLcat.
6) Complained to myself about the slow speed on the DunkinDonuts website.
7) Pondered the sadness of one's "sexy Parisian" underwear becoming one's "I haven't done laundry in so long that I have to wear these" underwear.
8) Laundry.
9) Used a dirty towel to wipe off all the crap from my back that I got stuck on me from laying, sweaty, on my yoga mat.
10) Covered my bed in cardboard boxes.
11) Ate too many fiber tablets.
12) Almost washed a kitten.
13) Made an omelet.
14) Learned how to spell the word "omelet."
15) Realized that if you leave my room and come back, you can definitely tell that I cook omelets down here.
16) Got a bloody nose.
17) Got blood all over my keyboard.
18) Filed my nails so I'll stop biting them.
19) Bit my nails some more.
20) Wondered why I am not in better shape, despite food-related statements made above.
What I have not done tonight:
1) Anything productive.
